“Hello?” he asked as he went ... just so that anyone intent on killing him would know exactly where to look.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” — Julio-Alexi Genao Copy Share Image
“Corruptio optimi pessima!' Grinned Sir Henry Bessemer . 'Judicio vulgi demens!' Snorted Sir William Siemens .” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
I would be really excellent in a horror film because I have a great scream. I'd be really good in a comedy… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“I would go into my classroom and find my seat, and then my mom would take a picture of me at my… — Kenton Duty Copy Share Image
“Like anyone growing up after 1980, I always had a dim, nagging sense, that I was supposed to be famous for something.… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
“After a half century of ministry, F. J. Hallett claimed that in the actual work of a parish, the most successful leader… — J Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
Kerry Washington is the most fun: she cracks me up! Everyone talks about how drop-dead gorgeous, smart, and fashionable she is, and… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the… — Jason Priestley Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, his holding could calm the babies, but soon they wanted more motion and wouldn't allow their father to sit… — Ha Jin Copy Share Image
“In it {a film Peter saw} a sadistic sergeant broke the spirit of soldier in a military prison by beating him up… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Trying to corral the suburban stampede with a bunch of school buses was like herding cats. Actually, it was worse than herding… — Tanner Colby Copy Share Image
Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees. — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
“Nu-i vorbă, că tot are și ea o coastă de drac; dar, trăind și nemurind, i-om scoate-o noi și pe-aceea” — Ion Creangă Copy Share Image
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as… — Michael Hogan Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be the first. It didn't matter where you start counting from. — Pranav Copy Share Image
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“All right. They’re on our left. They’re on our right. They’re in front of us, they’re behind us. They can’t get away… — Jeff Shaara quoting Colonel Puller Copy Share Image
“A sack of sage, satire, irony and humor How healthy looms the Chaucer’s loomer Couplet by Mk Bhutta” — Lecturer M K Bhutta Poet Copy Share Image
“Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Abbey relaxed, grateful not only that someone had thought to throw a party for her, but that she had been able to… — Emily Ann Benedict Copy Share Image
I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out. — Clive Anderson Copy Share Image
“I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail. — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything. — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
“Enough of this. Does every conversation with you have to be the director's cut? Get out of the car.” — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
I have a sense of humor and enjoyed playing the role of Daku-amma in the serial 'Gunwale Dulhaniya le Jayenge.' — Rohini Hattangadi Copy Share Image
“Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you… — Barbara Post-Askin Copy Share Image
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
He thrived with passion and compassion, humor and style. We had him whether we know who he was or did not know,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“[ On his Emmy win ] I thought ‘ah, very, very nice’ and then I went to sleep.” — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves… — Gordon Gee Copy Share Image
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