I try and be as vulnerable in my comedy as possible, to open that door for other people. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“I generally assumed a guy was gay until proven straight, taken until proven single, and not interested until he'd put his tongue… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.” — Danielle Joseph Copy Share Image
Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain. — Roger L'Estrange Copy Share Image
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“You can’t be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad." -Megan Barnett” — E. Van Lowe Copy Share Image
I go out and speak to women's groups all the time, and I say, 'Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
I watched clean comedy growing up, and my dad's clean, so it's just what I grew up around. I don't really come… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’ Because you called me a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And then, with all her might, she focused her attention on the back of Po's head and screamed his name, inside her… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“(Regarding check-cashing places): It's hitting me how poor this really is: I'm standing in a long line to pay someone to give… — Angela Nissel Copy Share Image
“She gave him a strange maternal grin. For the first time, clearly, the thought surfaced in Paul Sheldon’s mind: I am in… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
All the parts I get offered are character and comedy parts, and I probably wouldn't get them if I had a different… — Mackenzie Crook Copy Share Image
I was never considered 'a marketable hero', and never got promoted to that category. I am not complaining - I found another… — Vivek Copy Share Image
“Why?" "Because...because he's so tall ," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. "And did I mention European?" "Yes. It's… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Who will marry me? No one wants a girl who is not a virgin." "I will. I'll marry you." "Ma non posso… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together. — Robert Carlyle Copy Share Image
Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where else," I will say, "does an old turtle crossing the path Make all the difference in the world?” — Patricia MacLachlan Copy Share Image
I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same. — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
“Start out the day assuming you know nothing. That’s a good start to the day.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I never think of a project as just being comedy or just being drama - even with 'Masters of Sex.' I like… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
“Suffering is my teacher. If I pay attention to it instead of trying to numb it out, maybe it can lead me… — Michelle Colston Copy Share Image
As everyone knows, comedy is the toughest emotion to handle. Everything about it is difficult - writing, directing and acting. — Vivek Copy Share Image
Tact, the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In Russia, meanwhile, dedicated young people kept trying to kill the tsar.” — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“You need to have faith and trust, Moira." "And a little bit of pixie dust?” — Allison Brennan Copy Share Image
“Majid gave me a brief dazzling golden stare and then half-lidded his eyes again. I know when my life is being threatened.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
People who know me know that there's a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
“It seems Washinoo didn't mind being kidnapped by lunatics. He remained with Yoshitsune until the very end.” — Pamela S Turner Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up,… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
“Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good.” — Sheryl J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“WGrayson7: yeah. what are you doing up at 1:33:48? willupleasebequiet: waiting to see if 1:33:49 is any better. you?” — John Green Copy Share Image
