The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Our friend Dirac has a creed; and the main tenet of that creed is: There is no God, and Dirac is his… — Wolfgang Pauli Copy Share Image
“Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch… — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
In comedy timing is everything, but Betty White is the rarest of comics who seems to have mastered time itself. — Brian Williams Copy Share Image
I'd like to do something dramatic or a different kind of role, but I tend not to separate comedy and drama all… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“Melted cheese is a culinary veil...a foxhole where mediocrity can hide.” — Alissa Nutting Copy Share Image
I wonder what Proust would have made of our present-day locus of collective fantasy, the Internet. I’m guessing he would have seized… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“This is it.” Morgan gestured to the French doors like she was modeling a prize on a game show. “Here we have… — Cole Gibsen Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” Egnatious asked, eyebrows furrowed as he watched Gabriella do a flip. Firen mimicked Gabriella and turned to Egnatious.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like his tone. In fact I didn’t like boys’ tone when they knew they were hot and tried to be… — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know what to spend it on, ’cause my mum said she didn’t want me to buy her nothing. So I… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My first summer in college, I interned for Arena Stage in D.C. and taught a disastrous class on standup comedy to middle… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“We thought the fireworks were marvelous,” said Mort. “And I expect they'll soon be able to rebuild the outer wall.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes--then when you criticize him you will be a mile away, and… — L.C. Russell Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“Nothing can be made idiot proof. Idiot resistant perhaps, but never idiot proof.” — M.J. Marsh Copy Share Image
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Getting into comedy was difficult for my parents to comprehend. I think now they are really proud I stuck to it. — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Absurdly, I punched it because nothing hurts a jellyfish more, nothing affronts their sense of dignity, than an underwater punch in the… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I realized comedy is toughest thing to handle, although I started with theatre and did several stage plays. — Adithya Menon Copy Share Image
“My acupuncturist once told me that it doesn't have to hurt to work. She might have meant the needles, but I think… — Erica Goros Copy Share Image
“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Doing comedy is very difficult and if you do it perfectly you can do any kind of roles. — Brahmanandam Copy Share Image
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
“And what if that news anchor is creepy? He's too smooth, and he has that hairpiece.” — Leila Howland Copy Share Image
It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor. — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
“He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.” — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
There is no place in the world, I imagine, for a philosopher with a sense of humor, a new leisure, and an… — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
