You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.” — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“Have some more tea, dear," Hester said, reaching for the pot and refilling my cup. "I always find that helps.” — Beth Pattillo Copy Share Image
I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“You’re like an oceanic Lassie.” My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“You made the right choice," Roden whispered. "Though you did choose his name rather quickly. "He has a skinny neck. He'd have… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“Trust me, I never underestimate my charm or any of my other magnificent attributes. They work great on women. Alas, men tend… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
Comedy can be harder because if you aren't making the audience laugh, they're going to turn on you quicker. They'll go along… — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
“He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well,… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“Richard had met Jessica in France, on a weekend trip to Paris two years earlier; had in fact discovered her in the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I stumbled through the dark underbrush again crying out as I plunged through a thick spiderweb. My arms frantically brushed away the… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“Perfect, just what I need this morning, another episode in battle of the wits.” — Sonya Bria Copy Share Image
In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to… — Margaret George Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of serious music lives in generalizations - 'Love is a flower,' 'The sky is so dark' -… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack… — Frank Moore Colby Copy Share Image
“How is there laughter, how is there joy, as this world is always burning?” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
When you're playing King Lear, you have to have a little humour, or you will have no tragedy when the king dies. — Robert Wilson Copy Share Image
“He says he needs mothering." "…Even if he didn't need mothering, which after all is only another way of saying he needs… — Hilary Mckay Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him. — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch.” — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
“Her dad's voice boomed from inside the house. "I've got a Glock, a shovel, and five acres of woods, Johnson!” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humour, and that's what kept me for the 30 years I was locked up. — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
Yemen produces coffee, Egypt cotton, Iraq dates, Palestine oranges, and Syria trouble. — John Gunther Copy Share Image
“She had a face which was not so much freckled as one big freckle with occasional areas of skin.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries. — Eugenio Montale Copy Share Image
I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me. — Elena Satine Copy Share Image
“Folks, if you ever wake up feeling much better than originally anticipated, it’s probably because you’ve overslept.” — Martin Reed Copy Share Image
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
