I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny. — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
“Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their yoga pants.” — KariAnne Wood Copy Share Image
“Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!” — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Comedy is a cool thing, because, at least in my experience, if you're good at it and people know, they'll find out… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
“He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes." "He's always taking something - generally food.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Cultivate happiness. Hone your sense of humor; it’s the most irresistible asset any of us can possess.” — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
“Let me ask you something,” Simon said. “Do you find me fascinating to be around?” “What was that?” Jace said. “Sorry, I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A common sense of humour and a love of music is really important, as I love all types of music. You name… — Adam Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Consequently, pictures are aimed at certain audiences, whether it be a teen comedy or an action movie or whatever. It's unfortunate, because… — Curtis Hanson Copy Share Image
“PEASEBLOSSOM A gloaming peace this evening with it brings In the countryside where we lay our scene Toad-ballad accompan'd, crickets sing, and… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“Frank, I ran into Gladys and Billy at the store yesterday. Do you know what he said to me?" The girls went… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm starting to play lots more naturalistic, realistic people than when I first started. Maybe because I was doing character comedy shows,… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
“His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Alex finally turned around and noticed that there were three women in the room. He quickly swept his eyes over them, taking… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Don't ever lose that innocent laughter, don't let time take that away — John Mellencamp Copy Share Image
