“I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Arik didn’t know how long he’d been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
I just want to keep doing my comedy work because that's what I do. I made a name for myself playing other… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
“Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“if you want to make a point, tell a story—but raising several points at once requires humor.” — Scott Weems Copy Share Image
“If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I’m not entirely comfortable with that,” I said,… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Secure victory before you celebrate. Only a fool dances before crossing the finish line first.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And we're more valuable to you alive," said Marcus. Delarosa cocked her head to the side. "How?" "Because, um..." Marcus grimaced. "I… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“ corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound ,… — VIZ Copy Share Image
“I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I love the idea of things being strict and things being uniform. That's the reason why I surround each collection with humor… — Thom Browne Copy Share Image
“It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try not to be influenced when it comes to being creative, just in order to sustain my own voice and character.… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“Good grief. They're like the freaking poster family for the NRA.” — Elisabeth Wheatley Copy Share Image
“Humor hides pain. The only thing both of them could do was laugh.” — Soroosh Shahrivar Copy Share Image
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
