Faking a laugh just impress your crush that you have sense of humor. — Ira Dominique Copy Share Image
“...being a weatherman in Ireland is about the biggest scam going.” — Rachel Friedman Copy Share Image
“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's… Imaginary” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“The dining hall in our section of campus was like something out of an Ayn Rand novel: big, utilitarian, and impersonal.” — Kirstie Collins Brote Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I wonder if a fish's One and only wish is That other fish will never say, "This fish is sure delicious!” — Brian Rock Copy Share Image
“All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
“If ever there was something she needed to stick around and fight for, Luc was that something.” — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
The Reformer is always right about what's wrong. However, he's often wrong about what is right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work. — Jeffrey Brown Copy Share Image
I can remember the times when I started including humor in novels that were suspenseful. I was told you can't do that… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
“His soul leaped with joy to see about each neck four or five scapularies and around each waist a knotted girdle, and… — José Rizal Copy Share Image
The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“...Shakespeare, adrenal glands, professional bowling, and the bizarre reproductive patterns of wasps (along with teams of BBC cameraman to document them(” — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
“When she got back from taking Cassie to school Fancy knew that she ought to be working on her wilderness romance. She… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why… — Donal Ryan Copy Share Image
“These relics have a history then?' 'So much so that they are history.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home.” — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
