I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
While there are different genres of comedy, I am for family entertainment. — Javed Jaffrey Copy Share Image
“If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you've had lately, you know your hormones are… — Ellen Phillips Copy Share Image
“In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.” — Alistair McHarg Copy Share Image
“If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“We are not in a foul humor, Belkin. We are in a corrupt-tempered mood. There is a difference, you know.” — Rachel Heffington Copy Share Image
“I was thinking more of laughter and smiles. For example, the feeling I get when I read a good book.” — Scott D. Southard Copy Share Image
I think having a sense of humor is just as important a coping mechanism as it is a gift for everyday life. — Camille Grammer Copy Share Image
“Nonsense! I have merely come to terms with the fact that I am perfect, and I have decided life must go on,… — C.N. Faust Copy Share Image
Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“And you think that’s going to work?“ Dink, dink, dink, dink. “Oh, shut up.” Gemma turned and went into the bathroom as… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
I like very dry humor. I don't like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are… — Emily Rios Copy Share Image
“Looks like you've learned your lesson! The planet of Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, can even use the stink of… — Naoko Takeuchi Copy Share Image
“Oh! That is funny.' And the little prince broke into a lovely peal of laughter which annoyed me no end. I like… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
