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Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot… — Vince Offer Copy Share Image
The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I've told several writers this, and, again, I get back to it, but if you want to make God smile, tell him… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
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When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
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“This one is called "Chunky Munky".' Nadia stopped with the spoon halfway to her mouth. 'But isn´t a monkey a small chattering… — Evangeline Anderson Copy Share Image
“You mightn't think it, but Sloppy is a beautiful reader of a newspaper. He do the Police in different voices' The visitors… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Even if she was only just 17, sometimes a woman can be so busy they forget to have a sense of humour… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“He looked at her defiantly, and she thought: and so one at a time we all become human—human werewolves, human dwarfs, human… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are… — Emily Rios Copy Share Image
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