Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan Copy Share Image
“The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Fate doesnt exist, if you find someone you love that loves you back, its called luck.” — Natalie Stenger Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“While you're moving about your way in this world, just remember, read long and prosper. Cheers!” — Virginia Vayna Copy Share Image
“You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.” — Marie Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
I'm very drawn to subversive comedy like Alexander Payne and Jason Reitman. But at the end of the day, if you want… — Kelly Rohrbach Copy Share Image
“All I'm trying to say is that if you're not willing to observe this, if you're just going to condemn it, you're… — Jim Paul Copy Share Image
Lady met man on and pointed to his suede jacket. You know a cow was murdered for that jacket, she sneered. He… — Megz Copy Share Image
Often when you're filming comedy and you've done six or seven takes, the joke's been done and you know you're gonna have… — Jim Howick Copy Share Image
“All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Aren't you going to dry the floor?' asked Annika. 'Oh, no, it can dry in the sun,' answered Pippi. 'I don't think… — Astrid Lindgren Copy Share Image
