“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Humans serve cats as dogs serve humans. And sometimes, I fear, as ineptly.” — Jon Evans Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off?” — Melanie Marchande Copy Share Image
“Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two," she said.” — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
Comedy is very difficult. I love it because when you do it right, it's the best feeling in the world. — Brandon Jay McLaren Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of people in this world who never learn: those who always talk, and those who never listen.” — T.A. Uner Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
I think I learned everything about comedy and timing and drama from watching 'The Muppet Show,' which was one of the best… — Michael Giacchino Copy Share Image
As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The funniest women I've known are Southern. It is such a vital way to get what you want. Charm and grace and… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
What's lovely about 'Eureka' is that it's a sci-fi show, but it's not monsters from outer space; it's not craziness from outer… — Joe Morton Copy Share Image
People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the… — Sally Hawkins Copy Share Image
Ginny! said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“Writers don't make any money at all. We make about a dollar. It is terrible. But then again we don't work either.… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
“Who are they?” I whispered, as we took seats opposite each other. Scout glanced up as she pulled notebooks and books from… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
