Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Violet: "You're an asshole." Onyx: "Thank you, it's something that took an eternity to perfect.” — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn't bother me. — Pandora Boxx Copy Share Image
“I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“It is in the midst of laughter that our perspective alters and we realize this trying life can still be enjoyed.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“[L]ike most people, I like to think of myself as being spontaneous, ready for anything, fun. This is the evening’s second hard-won… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“Why the long face? Something happen?" "Nothing except my grandmother is still dead and my aunt moved to Sacramento and my sister… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things… — Johnny Murdoc Copy Share Image
I love you because you bring the best out of me. I love whom, I have become since I have known you.… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
I have done 'Mumbai Meri Jaan,' 'Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye!;' they are not comedy. But those roles didn't stick with people. Comedy… — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
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