“Mario no tenía humor para la chabacanería y había superado hacía años cualquier tendencia a la promiscuidad” — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I never had a particular brand of comedy, nor did I follow a particular style. — Vivek Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.” — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
When I saw 'The Office' I thought, 'That's it for our type of humour. This has changed comedy for ever.' I loved… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
Comedy thrives on immediacy and I got fed up waiting months to find out if a radio sketch show was being commissioned. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
“The most important thing to remember is that the safe word is for the client; you bring mace.” — Isa K Copy Share Image
“Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.” — Jon in by Van Name Copy Share Image
“As I grabbed my cocoa, chocolate ran down my hand. "This makes me feel like a five-year-old," I said, licking it off.… — Mindi Scott Copy Share Image
“You have many qualities that make you as great a man as any other here at the Althing. In the first place,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And then there's the perverse joy of subtly working in references to marathon training in daily life, say at the post office… — Sarah Bowen Shea Copy Share Image
“A picture is worth a thousand words, but the way I paint I'm going to need to contact an editor. Even if… — James Lee Schmidt Copy Share Image
I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make… — Dat Phan Copy Share Image
There is no difference between alternative and traditional club comedy. People think there's a difference, but I don't think so. It's like… — Brent Weinbach Copy Share Image
My dad is a storyteller. I've heard his funny stories 500 times, but I would never stop him because he tells them… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's… — Jackie Schaffer Copy Share Image
![“It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's quick with whatever, but it's fun to watch someone be so quick and so stupid simultaneously.” quote by Jackie Schaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e1/jackie-schaffer-56221_comedy_it-s-so-fun-because-jason-mantzoukas-s-o_2919975.jpg)
