“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
“Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed,… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“Master, don’t. Please.” “Please is a great word–and I intend to please. Me, for sure. Maybe even you.” Lindsey and deVries” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Why, yes. I am a strange wonder. The most special of snowflakes! Born out of time, forever running to catch up to… — Ryan Graudin Copy Share Image
I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
...Mind OVER Matter... if it matters, you don't mind if you mind, it don't matter! — Giuseppe Prestigiacomo Copy Share Image
'Wait, Wait' has been great. The humor is there, and we get to do a lot of action. — Carl Kasell Copy Share Image
“Probably one of those sinister organisations that lurked behind the mask of amusing acronym, such as BUM, for example - the Bermondsey… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“A voice in my head told me I acted like a spoiled brat, but I duct taped that sucker shut. I didn’t… — Isabelle Crusoe Copy Share Image
“I hardly seem yet," returned Charles Darnay, "to belong to this world again." "I don't wonder at it; it's not so long… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it's only through doing so many comedies that I've realised how much of… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
“This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making , is it, Potter?” “Yes,” said Harry, still breathing hard. “You’re quite sure of that,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
Doing a film and saying, I've done a really dark film and now I have to do a comedy... That's not me.… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
“He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss me off.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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