The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I was in a horror movie and a teen comedy...I was the first kill in Halloween H20. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
“Some are born old maids, some achieve old maidenhood, and some have old maidenhood thrust upon them ," parodied Miss Lavendar whimsically.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Self-care is going off into the desert and letting the aliens fucking take you.” — Erica Alex Copy Share Image
I'm a fun-loving guy. We are basically from Amritsar and ours is a chilled-out family. I think I have got my humour… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is not a man's job. It's an alpha job: To be the only person in a room with a microphone… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“There are men whose sense of humour is so ill developed that they still bear a grudge against Copernicus because he dethroned… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?" "I know who you are, but..." Maia… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Dear Me, I made a jackass out of myself tonight. I couldn’t stop it. The second I saw Stacy, I sprouted big… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love… — Emanuel Celler Copy Share Image
“Gabby,” Jenna cried. “It’s so horrible. I can’t believe this happened.” “Jenna,” I said in a soothing voice, “I’m alive and okay.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had this guy’s file pulled this morning, along with the rest of your neighbors. His name is Desperado.” Pause. A few… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best humor is offered up to you by the stupidity of your opponents. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
Hateful words stand no chance against self-worth and a little of humor. — Iskra Lawrence Copy Share Image
I started comedy as a hobby with no intention of making it my career. — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.” — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
