If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because the rhymes I say, sharp as a nail. Witty as can be and not for sale. Always funky fresh, could NEVER… — Run DMC Copy Share Image
“You're never "keeping it real" with your lack of punctuation and proofreading, you're keeping it unintelligible.” — Austin Kleon Copy Share Image
“Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever. His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone.” — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“For your penance, say two Hail Marys, three our Fathers, and," he added, with a chuckle, "say a special prayer for the… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say… — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Nie wierzę! Nie wierzę! Och, Ron, to cudownie! 'Prefekt! Jak każdy w tej rodzinie!' A ja i Fred to co, jesteśmy tylko… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“There will be days that you don’t want to dress up and if you have some decent looking athletic wear, you can… — Big Mama Copy Share Image
“A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“I suppose that really I had a training or education not so very different from a lot of other artists and illustrators… — Quentin Blake Copy Share Image
“When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.” — Natalya Vorobyova Copy Share Image
“Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. -- Howl” — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
Disney did well with human characters but only in dramas, not comedy. — William Hanna Copy Share Image
