“Men are linear creatures, led by their lusts. You only have to give them an excuse to act on what they already… — Nancy Gideon Copy Share Image
“It’s a funny old world, isn’t it? Just when you think you know someone, just when you think you know yourself…” — Harlem Dae Copy Share Image
“As a rule, I believe people shouldn't follow rules; rules should follow people.” — Eric Micha'el Leventhal Copy Share Image
“People who discriminate understand that they are a stranger to others.” — Jestoni Revealed Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy… — Tom Lenk Copy Share Image
They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule. — Behdad Sami Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“To a very strange lizard, found by the gardener of the Belvedere, he [Leonardo] fastened some wings with a mixture of quicksilver… — Girogio Vasari Copy Share Image
“He couldn't remember having been seventeen; it was something that must have happened to him while he was busy. But it made… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She has all the right equipment to look sexy, pretty even. She just overdoes everything-like she's a coloring-book women who got scribbled… — Bonnie Shimko Copy Share Image
“Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!! Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
You can't pretend to be witty because wit is dry, subtle, lacerating, cynical, elitist, and risque - all impossible to fake. Humor,… — Florence King Copy Share Image
I was working in this very bombastic style. I didn’t really know about style. I didn’t think about it: I did what… — David LaChapelle Copy Share Image
“Thorn, Gardener, get it? More skeptical people tended to believe that the Thorn family simply named itself after their high position in… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“I’m guessing you don’t have to share a bathroom at your house,” I say with the casual tone of someone who isn’t… — Sarah Castille Copy Share Image
The Devil fears the word of God, He can't bite it; it breaks his teeth. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image