Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli a lot more fun to hunt! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh cuz laughter not only add years to your life, but adds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If chocolate was a guy...he'd totally be my boyfriend. He knows how to comfort me in all the right ways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter brings in a special friendship. Laughter brings in love and laughter brings in a new wonderful life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people of the United States will do anything for Latin America, except read about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bitch button and we'll be great — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HATING is an emotional disease... so for those who hate me... Hope you get well soon... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A newspaper is ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine...next to Oxycontin...and of course medicinal marijuana. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
