Hotel Quotes · Page 6

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

— Casey Stengel

“Your house always resembled a pet hotel.”

— Josie Riviera

No matter how nice a hotel is, it's not home.

— Bill Kreutzmann

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

— Henny Youngman

My mother had been a housemaid in a big pub hotel.

— Jean Marsh

I only watch TV when I go to hotels.

— Joss Stone

I never have been in Bernie Fine's hotel room in my life.

— Jim Boeheim

Everything I own can fit in two suitcases and a foot locker.

— GG Allin

I don't really get into architecture in the hotel room. But maybe a little Feng Shui here and there.

— Drew Barrymore

After years of hotels, I'm horribly inept at cleaning up after myself.

— Rufus Wainwright

Me being able to trash hotel rooms on set means I don't do it in real life.

— Tom Bateman

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

— Minnie Pearl

I might want to open a hotel and design all the rooms. Or maybe a museum that lets me curate all the…

— Theophilus London

'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much

— Jay Mohr

It's not so bad to live out of a suitcase. It's a really beautiful life.

— Jane Monheit

I'm a very light packer. I don't like checking in luggage. I only like hand luggage.

— Ben Fogle

I saw 'The Grand Budapest Hotel.' I liked it. I saw 'The Fault in Our Stars,' and I could see why young…

— Rob Reiner

I was in a hotel with my dad, and I was just joking around and said, 'Oh yeah, Daddy, I want to…

— Selah Louise Marley

I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm [expletive] insane, like I'm…

— Kanye West

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my…

— Jennifer Lopez

Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into…

— Roman Coppola

“What is it about women and luggage? You don’t have to bring everything you own, and it shouldn’t take this long to…

— Rachel Vincent

Now in India, a village boy who has worked his way up to work at a call center, or if he gets…

— Marie Brenner

From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I…

— Alice Cooper

Early on, before rock 'n' roll, I listened to big band music - anything that came over the radio - and music…

— Bob Dylan

I am in Paris. Yes ma'am , I made it back. I came up from Berlin, stopped here ten days, fought a…

— Katherine Anne Porter

I had no idea about running a hotel, but as an investment, as a property in real estate, it was very interesting…

— Zaza Pachulia

Donald Trump is a world-class con artist. He conned all these people that signed up for Trump University. Now he's trying to…

— Marco Rubio

If Trump was just a piddly-ass little hotel owner some place, having the kind of character and manners that he has, he…

— Richard Ford

I was always moved by all of the music. As a young man, Duke Ellington and Lionel Hampton, Count Basie and all…

— Charles Lloyd

I was staying in a hotel in San Francisco for a couple of nights, before flying back to the UK. My hotel…

— Craig Stone

One day, after shooting, when I went back to my hotel room to relax, I just couldn't sleep. I had a feeling…

— Ravi Babu

I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.

— Michael Keaton

Made it to my new home with all 8 pieces of luggage.

— Anonymous

“Have a suitcase heart, be ready to travel.”

— Gabrielle Zevin

As long as I'm not living out of a suitcase, I'm happy.

— Jacquelyn Jablonski

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

— Henny Youngman

I behave. I lock myself in my hotel room every night.

— Jinder Mahal

My first jam was at Hotel Diplomat opening for Hollywood.

— Kurtis Blow

Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room.

— Rachel Dratch