Hotel Quotes · Page 14

I like room service. They put a chocolate on my pillow. It's kinda cool.

— Sam Worthington

Every hotel room, every apartment we rent, I am sage-ing. And I have crystals that I travel with. It just makes me…

— Jenna Dewan

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life.

— George Bernard Shaw

I never write about the road. I never write about hotels or anything like that.

— Taylor Swift

I write pretty much anywhere - on planes, in hotel rooms, anywhere in my house.

— Jeffery Deaver

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

— Dave Barry

If you knew the pain I had in my legs...what suffering! I couldn't wait to get to the hotel.

— Thomas Voeckler

I've discovered writers by reading books left in airplane seats and weird hotels.

— Lee Child

If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after…

— Jim Gaffigan

After all these years, I'm finally into soccer. The World Cup is on, and my band is an international group - they're…

— Art Garfunkel

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a…

— Robert Benchley

You check into the hotel and see you're booked for seven nights. But you know you might be leaving in a day…

— Ernie Els

We enter the government essentially in a hotel that is on fire. We're throwing people from the windows into the pool to…

— Austan Goolsbee

When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best…

— Larry Bird

It's cute when you meet young boys and they're bright red and breathing like they've run up the stairs, but they're just…

— Cameron Diaz

No matter how bad your hotel is, take a deep breath, because if you can get through a night, it won't seem…

— Jonathan Agnew

Like many children of the rich and famous, Paris Hilton didn't always get to spend quality time with her parents, especially her…

— Jerry Oppenheimer

At the other end of the scale I was there with a whole lot of young British athletes so I was getting…

— Jill Douglas

Ralph Bunche, who is an internationally recognized and respected diplomat, can't stay in a hotel in Georgia, which means that no matter…

— Malcolm X

People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your…

— Lewis Black

Everything that I really love to do now comes with baggage. If I want to go thrifting, I have to book security…

— Chappell Roan

“Where I'm is one of those stair climbing machines the agent has installed. You climb and climb forever and never get off…

— Chuck Palahniuk

There are certain fixed rules that one observes for one's own comfort. For instance, never be flippantly rude to any inoffensive grey-bearded…

— Hector Hugh Munro

People need to understand. If they go to a show on Broadway and find seventy people working but only fifty spectators, how…

— Ferran Adria

What I can't fit into my suitcase is probably something I don't need.

— Jens Lekman

Apart from work, I really have no time for myself. I am literally living out of a suitcase. But I love my…

— Raashi Khanna

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set…

— Joan Rivers

Look, top floor of the hotel suite. So connected that you know I got a motel cheap.

— Big Sean

I'm not an athlete dater, really. I would get too jealous. They're really gone all the time. Different hotel rooms.

— Christine Teigen

'The Grand Budapest Hotel' is not really my thing, but I kind of loved it.

— Quentin Tarantino

To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric.

— Danny Sugerman

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

— Henny Youngman

My home consists of three suitcases which I live out of. Everything is in there.

— Robert Pattinson

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

— Marcus Brigstocke

I want people to be transported by the hotel. I'm thinking, What is it that would make people be delighted and amazed?

— Steve Wynn

Players are spoiled by charter airplanes, the finest hotels, a big per diem every day.

— Chick Hearn

I had CNN on in my hotel room every day while we were filming the pilot for 'The Originals.'

— Leah Pipes

I'm not really a big walk-around-the-city type of guy. I'm a hotel type of guy.

— Tobias Harris

Somebody asked my friend Bob Seger, Why do you think the Eagles broke up? He said, Hotel California.

— Glenn Frey

Room service is nice. Ooh-la-la, a hotel. At home, it's laundry and school lunches.

— Dolores O'Riordan