A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is now over. It's Get the hell away from me, it's hot as fuck weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women of color: if you're over 40 and you get fat, you will work. But if you're hot and over 40 and… — Rosie Perez Copy Share Image
What's the level of compromise for making that kind of money? How far do I have to sell my soul? What's the… — Emilio Estevez Copy Share Image
It's hard to get hot over a painting; there's no equivalent for teenage obsessiveness. Art obsession is ideology. Ideology can be made… — Kim Gordon Copy Share Image
People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When moral superiority combines with billowing ignorance, they fill up a hot-air balloon that's awfully hard not to poke. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Today everything must be easy and it mustn't take time ... ready meals. Powdered hot chocolate and instant coffee ... Living takes… — Karin Fossum Copy Share Image
I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
The use of food metaphors is really well established English... Somebody is a peach, a hot tamale. — Erin McKean Copy Share Image
The weird thing about serious acting is I've always done impressions of people, all my life, and I did the thing called… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
The wrath of God burns against them, their damnation does not slumber; the pit is prepared, the fire is made ready, the… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
Those who practice know whether realization is attained or not, just as those who drink water know whether it is hot or… — Dogen Copy Share Image
One of the most disturbing things I heard was that women's issues weren't "hot." Which is so ironic, because women are constantly… — Patricia Arquette Copy Share Image
Dear California Weather, Why are u pmsing on us today? We Californians dont like to be burnt to death.... or to be… — Janelle J Copy Share Image
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“That weekend the city blushed with a great heat wave but on Monday it rained, cooling the ache in the street’s burn.” — Daniel Amory Copy Share Image
Love's a different sort of thing, hot enough to make you flow into something, interflow, cool and anneal and be a weld… — Theodore Sturgeon Copy Share Image
If I owned any of these Hot New Issues that have doubled, tripled, quintupled or umptupled within days and in some cases… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Artists talk about art in sort of straightforward terms, more like the way you talk about plumbing fixtures. Does it function well?… — David Salle Copy Share Image
When I was prosecutor we had truancy and curfew issues and we made a refrigerator magnet, and that was hot with parents.… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
