Horse Quotes · Page 48

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.

— Anonymous

Dressage is when you put a dress on your horse. It's like putting on drag, but for horses.

— Misha Collins

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

— Eric Andre

Books on horse racing subjects have never done well, and I am told that publishers had come to think of them as…

— Laura Hillenbrand

I had a snowboarding accident. I fell off a horse. I've had a concussion, a fractured rib... I walk into walls. I'm…

— Mila Kunis

Edwina always enjoyed a morning ride. Some mornings she rode the horse, and some mornings she rode the groom.

— Barbara Taylor Bradford

If you're never ridden a fast horse at a dead run across a desert valley at dawn, be of good cheer: You've…

— Edward Abbey

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE: RAPUNZEL For horse thieving, kidnapping, jail breaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended!…

— Shannon Hale

Following directly behind the bier were the servants who would, in earlier times, have been slaughtered at the graveside, along with a…

— Catharine Arnold

There is no more sagacious animal than the Icelandic horse. He is stopped by neither snow, nor storm, nor impassable roads, nor…

— Jules Verne

I've been on some very good horses which have died, and that's very tough to take. But as much as we love…

— Tony McCoy

Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means all the flying horses in…

— Rick Riordan

Well, of course the general idea was dreamed up by the advertising agency and so my job was to realize that. And…

— Haskell Wexler

Want a sugar cube? [...] They're supposed to be for the horses, but who cares? They've got years to eat sugar, whereas…

— Suzanne Collins

The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened…

— Victoria Abril

Top Trumps appeared to be a game in which you got cards, and the cards had a picture (in this case, of…

— Maureen Johnson

Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my…

— John Betjeman

“He wanted the world to believe that he was a horse rider. So let him ride his horses at the bottom of…

— Mario Puzo

I'll be starting two new production houses - Konidela Productions and White Horse Entertainments.

— Ram Charan

We perfectly agreed in our ideas of traveling; we hurried from place to place as fast as horses and wheels, and curses…

— Maria Edgeworth

There is not a better beast on the earth to serve man both in labor and companionship then a horse.

— Joanna Kuhn

What is compelling with 'War Horse' is the jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring craftsmanship in this movie.

— Stacey Snider

If you have a horse that isn't winning any races, sooner or later you have to get a new jockey.

— Charles Oakley

There used to be one writer rather than a team of writers. It's the old line about a camel being a horse…

— Nick Laird

A good man will take care of his horses and dogs, not only while they are young, but also when they are…

— Plutarch

Who letts his wife goe to every feast, and his horse drinke at every water, shall neither have good wife nor good…

— George Herbert

Really, I've been at the BBC too long and have spent too much time out on the road to worry about being…

— Fiona Bruce

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of…

— Denis Leary

They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and…

— Will Rogers

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

— Thomas Love Peacock

If you want to be a good saddler, saddle the worst horse; for if you can tame one, you can tame all.

— Socrates

Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral.

— Curt Siodmak

The breath must be enticed or cajoled, like catching a horse in a field, not by chasing after it, but by standing…

— B.K.S. Iyengar

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted (want-ed...!) dead or alive...

— Ward Churchill

“After all, the qualities required to be good with horses are the same qualities required to be good at life in general,…

— Mark Rashid

It has been a mistake living my life in the past. One cannot ride a horse backwards and still hold its reins.

— Richard Paul Evans

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the…

— Mrs. Patrick Campbell

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

— Mark Twain

“They are like men: if bold, the better of scolding; if timid, the better of praise and flattery.”

— Lew Wallace

I am not entirely against horse racing. I even had a share in a horse syndicate with a few mates.

— John Bishop