I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
September 11 We thought we'd outdistanced history Told our children it was nowhere near; Even when history struck Columbine, It didn't happen… — Richard Peck Copy Share Image
“Why did you come here tonight?” she asked. “Other than the fact that you’ve finally come to your senses and realize you… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
You know, I don't walk home alone at night. If I drive into our courtyard after dark, I ask my partner to… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
Just watching tv here alone and you're scared what if someone knocks on the door and you feel like oh my..this will… — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
Cuz when I'm gone lil mama home alone at every time. You never blowed my phone up yet cuz you respect the… — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you a home alone and someone knocks at the door... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had this big complex because I didn't go to college. There was a whole era where I got linked to everybody.… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
In London everyone lives in small spaces so I found living in flatshares easy. I've never been bothered about privacy. If I'm… — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason so many children are seen on the streets at night is because they are afraid to stay at home alone. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The VCR is to the American film producer, as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone. — Jack Valenti Copy Share Image
“The first time I saw Reverend Shuttlesworth, for example, he came strolling across the parking lot of the motel where I was… — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
I love my family a great deal. But I sure do like being the calm & quiet that comes with being home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor… — Jamzy Copy Share Image
Unfriending me when I didn’t even know we were friends? It’s like breaking wind when you’re home alone. If I can’t smell… — George Takei Copy Share Image
What if Macauley Culkin were black in 'Home Alone?' Most people would write it differently... but I would write it the same… — Martellus Bennett Copy Share Image
Real love, I've learned, is a very, very strong form of forgiveness. I don't think people yearn for love because they hate… — Don Williams Jr Copy Share Image
Children recognized me from 'Home Alone' in Baghdad when I was visiting the troops there. When I was in Japan, when I… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
Chris Columbus, who directed the first two Harry Potter films and was the family comedy king through the '80s and '90s -… — Michael Koryta Copy Share Image
