I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything,… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
