“How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
It's funny how some people are nice to my face. It's hilarious how some people talk crap behind my back. It's comical… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing.… — Shari Sebbens Copy Share Image
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
It's funny how one TINY thing can change your whole perspective of someone:) — Rachel Copy Share Image
“You're doing it wrong." "Son, I've got a gun to your chest and you're telling me that I'm doing it wrong?" "Yes"… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me! — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
“Daniel?” I raise an eyebrow to match his expression. “Holder?” “What are you up to?” “I do not know what you are… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Ramon Ramon is a riot. Totally paranoid, gangsta detective. Been reading it with my girlfriend on study breaks and it always gives… — thomas dekooning Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
“With a nod, Thorne started down the street. 'This way.' Five steps later, he paused, pondered, turned around. 'No, no, this way.'… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Oh, how I longed to burst through the doors and go walking through the streets, with my hands open, like weapons!” — Marcel Béalu Copy Share Image
