“Wise Child: Why don't you beat me then? Juniper: I can't be bothered.” — Monica Furlong Copy Share Image
I want the 'Roots' biopic to be animated - I see Charles Schulz drawing us. I think it would be more hilarious… — Questlove Copy Share Image
“I would like to point out, though, Lady Georgiana," he continued, "that you have decided to stay in a household with five… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“Matty blinked. 'You're passing up whips for shopping ?' 'You're bitching about shopping ?' Rob countered. 'I feel so torn!' Matty pulled… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Thankyou,"Catherine said, the smile still hovering on her lips. "That is kind of you my lord. But i will never dance with… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree. — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“She's in the Catskill," Shopie began, but Scathach reached over and pinched her hand. "Ouch!" I just wanted to distract you," Scathach… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Who’s a** is this?” Mo asked... “Mine!” Mykel shouted. Mo stilled and then laughed. Mykel thought about what he said and then… — Stormy Glen Copy Share Image
I've been blessed with a lot of things in life, but God did not give me rhythm. Still, I love to dance… — Blake Mycoskie Copy Share Image
“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest… — Spencer Kayden Copy Share Image
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday Copy Share Image
That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
“It was like bouncing tennis balls off a mystery piece of furniture and deducing, from the direction in which the balls ricocheted,… — Marcus Chown Copy Share Image
“Golan swiveled his head back and forth, nervously sizing us up. Is she serious? For a moment he seemed genuinely frightened, but… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“Forgive me for saying so, Your Highness," Clarissa said slowly, "but for one as unaccustomed to good deeds as you, perhaps it… — Victoria Alexander Copy Share Image
