Hilarious Quote by Ransom Riggs

“Just trust me.” “Only three words worry me more,” the gorgon muttered. “Oh?” “Hold my beer.” I snickered.”

— R.J. Blain

“She leaned forward and staggered, as she confided in a whisper, “You’re the sexiest guy I’ve ever seen too. You know, your long, scaly,…

— Thea Harrison

“A tick of amusement flashed in Tomas’ eyes. “I can see you are not quite comfortable with leaving your quarters just yet, so may…

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“A hand brushed my back. Then Rhys groaned, "If we're all here, either things went very, very wrong or very right." Cassian's broken laugh…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Marcus took a deep breath "Alex, what happened exactly?" "I've already told you everything. I ran into her in the garden. She was talking…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“ What the hell is so funny?", He snapped. His hands now planted on his hips. Claire waved a dismissive hand, " I'm sorry",…

— Andria Large

“He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. “Were you worried about me?” "No, I’m ranting for fun, because I’m…

— Ilona Andrews

“We laughed. Ha, ha, we went. Ha, ha, ha. I’m not laughing now. Never has a joke filled me with such nausea and paranoia…

— Nick Hornby

“Wow. I'm impressed. Seriously." Ryan stared at him in amazement. "Wow." A brief moment passed and he shook his head slowly. "Some day I'll…

— Santino Hassell

“What's wrong?" I asked in a tiny voice, grasping for a piece of bookself to hold me up. His breath was still heavy. "This…

— Van Badham

“That’s funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least a little…

— Nicole Rae

“He swallowed hard and looked deep into my eyes so intensely, I tried hard not to look away. I didn’t want him to see…

— Mercy Cortez