Hell Quotes · Page 80

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

— Glenn Beck

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

— Nikhil Saluja

“It is bad enough to be unconverted and going to hell. It is even worse to say, “I know it and will…

— J.C. Ryle

Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said, I can do no other.

— Heywood Broun

Am I Latin? Am I American? What the hell am I? I love my culture and I'm very proud of my culture

— America Ferrera

“She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still”

— ee cummings

If I were a b*tch, I would make your life a living hell, but instead I'll just sit back and watch you…

— Unkown

“His manual of heaven and hell lay open before me, and I could perceive my nothingness in this scheme.”

— William Golding

“(Marlowe's) Faustus stubbornly reverts to his atheistic beliefs and continues his elementary pagan re-education ~ the inferno to him is a 'place'…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

There is only one thing that arouses animals more than pleasure, and that is pain. Under torture you are as if under…

— Umberto Eco

“I wonder that all things seem to be from hell these days: dates, jobs, parties, weather…Could the situation be that we no…

— Douglas Coupland

If you're on Thursday night at 8:30, because the history of that time slot has been so disastrous, there's a hell of…

— Brad Hall

As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell…

— Conan O'Brien

Some people say dying alone is a fate worse than death itself. Well, they should try being alone during the living part…

— John Corey Whaley

Am I R&B because I'm black? Am I pop because I have a song called 'Milkshake'? Or can I just be who…

— Kelis

“A women... A widow all alone to face the worst hell imagineable after the death of her husband, Stalked by evil at…

— Alexis Moon

I fled, and cry'd out, Death; Hell trembled at the hideous name, and sigh'd From all her caves, and back resounded, Death.

— John Milton

“Well I won't back down No I won't back down You can stand me up at the gates of hell But I…

— Tom Petty

Politicians promise you heaven before election and give you hell after

— Emma Goldman

No matter how big and strong you are... even Tyson said he was scared as hell walking to the ring. Everyone feels…

— Anthony Joshua

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

— George Carlin

You know what the true definition of hell is? It's when you die, you get to meet the person you could have…

— Frank Mir

To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.

— Will Carleton

I dont know if hell exists, but there sure as hell are some people who dont belong in heaven.

— Ben Harper

No one should ever preach on the topic of hell without a tear in his eye.

— Dwight L. Moody

“But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.”

— Susan Beth Pfeffer

“I used to be afraid of going to hell. But now that I'm here, hell doesn't seem so bad.”

— Amy Harmon

How you complain about the Devil but yet you wanna chill in Hell. (TALKING ABOUT YOU HOT!)

— Zay

“And as far as Piscary is concerned, he can burn in hell—if his soul hadn’t already evaporated.”

— Kim Harrison

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going…

— Jimmy Buffett

“And there you had it; I was paving the highway to hell in beer bottles and kisses. But”

— Denise Grover Swank

It hurts like hell when you come into a contest and you end up being second best.

— Alastair Cook

Actually, it's a lot of fun to fight. You know, it's a hell of a hoot.

— James Mattis

I went from weirdo teenager to pixie waif to them not knowing what the hell to do with me.

— Winona Ryder

From heaven even the most miserable life will look like one bad night at an inconvenient hotel.

— Teresa of Avila

“The choice of every lost soul can be expressed in the words "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”

— C.S. Lewis

There's not a shot in hell I ever thought I'd be a broadcaster for a living.

— Doris Burke

I'm not apologizing to anyone. I'll apologize when hell freezes over.

— Mel Gibson

Mama gave birth to a hell raising heavenly son. See the doctor tried to smack me, but I smacked him back.

— Tupac Shakur

Millions of hells of sinners cannot come near to exhaust infinite grace.

— Samuel Rutherford