Even if people threw tomatoes at me and booed me off stage, at least you can wash out tomatoes, unlike nine hours of abuse from the general public which can affect your mental health. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
Doing stand up helps - thinking on your feet definitely comes in handy when it's a live show. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, seeing 10 very talented interior designers is not hard work - it's an absolute joy. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed to get… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
It sounds like I work at Hallmark, but every day is a journey and you get better and that's the whole point of life. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
