“What it looks like is that you’re having sex with one of my oldest friends in the linen closet of our reception… — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
“You were right; the view is excellent from up here. Although the surface might be rough on your back.” “Said by the… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
While I am sure there are a number of women who secretly wonder whether they are lesbian, most simply have, somewhere, a… — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
“That having sex with someone you do not care for feels lonelier than not having sex in the first place, afterward.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You saving it for marriage?” I ask She tilts that proud little chin up and scoots away from me a bit. “Maybe… — Brill Harper Copy Share Image
I thought it would be weird having sex with short hair but then I kind of got into the mode. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Keep Your Pants On Some people believe the myth that if you do NOT have sex by the third date the relationship… — Pamela Cummins Copy Share Image
“Are we just going to keep having sex so we can avoid talking about what we need to talk about?" Prophet pulled… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
It should go without saying that you are not doing anything wrong by having sex in your own home, and based on… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“They drove back to her house in silence. Terrance pulled the car into the driveway and turned off the engine. Turning toward… — Tracy L. Darity Copy Share Image
People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
You know what is the best dress to wear when having sex?. A wedding ring. — Chasty Grace Calderon Copy Share Image
“Pappa, just stop and think for a minute. Is this really what you want?” “Hmm. What I want?” (he pronounces it ‘vat… — Marina Lewycka Copy Share Image
“Late one night, an account man was having sex with his secretary. He was fairly junior, so his inside office didn't have… — Jane Maas Copy Share Image
“Lovers remain in each other's energy fields for 21 days after intercourse. Renewed with each act. Do the math. Choose wisely... otherwise… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
We often hear that having sexual relations before marriage is a way of getting to know each other better. This is a… — Meicee Copy Share Image
Neither of youIn the couple have to change in order to be with the other. Whether that's having sex with other people… — Liza Monroy Copy Share Image
“Men are a race of suckers who don’t realize that having sex is the biggest risk they’ll ever take.” — A.S.A. Harrison Copy Share Image
“I'm not having sex with you. Not willingly. If you starve me, strangle me, whip me or tie me to the bed,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In their endeavor to score as much sex as possible, they'll tell women the opposite. Men know women feel pressure to be… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
