You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
