Hair Quotes · Page 62

Somebody once asked me how I found Peter Jackson, and I said: 'Well, I parted his hair, and there he was.'

— Christopher Lee

To beat Federer 3 times does not mean anything he is a genius whose hair does not even move when he plays.

— Guillermo Canas

I feel like having an actual taxidermy-ed mammal would get gross, like its hair would get dirty and stuff.

— Nick Antosca

Growing up, my aunts would always put in hair ties and bows and all kinds of stuff, and I always hated it.

— Zazie Beetz

I think that headband and that brylcreem and that gel on his hair will do him no good should we get it…

— Ricky Hatton

I used to get nits all the time as a kid. I was six when I first encountered the egg planting hair…

— Stacey Solomon

I love having my hair and makeup done for red carpets, but to have that done every day would be exhausting.

— Carrie Underwood

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

— Bob Hope

You really are here. (Thanatos) Hair of the dog, baby. Sooner or later, we all dance with the devil. Tonight, it’s your…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken…

— Ethel Merman

A little thing, like children putting flowers in my hair, can fill up the widening cracks in my self-assurance like soothing lanolin.

— Sylvia Plath

I've waited my whole life to be able to have body hair - but I never thought I'd have back hair. But…

— Chaz Bono

I like it when I'm chirpy and happy, so I decided to do my hair green. I got my sunflowers too -…

— Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce

Cameron Diaz is probably my biggest beauty mentor of my friends. She knows how to do her own hair and makeup; she's…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the…

— Matthew Gray Gubler

When I appear in the Chicago courtroom, I want to be tried not because I support the NLF - which I do…

— Abbie Hoffman

Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness is next to godliness. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of…

— Terry Pratchett

There have been times when only a hair's-breadth has intervened betwixt myself and the seething devil-ridden world of madness; for the hideous…

— Clark Ashton Smith

When I was younger, living in an all-black neighborhood the other kids thought I was better than them because of my light…

— Halle Berry

I thought that the hardest part would be the external - would be the - oh, nails and the hair and the…

— Jeffrey Tambor

Every day: Wear sunblock. Cover your gray. Do not go insane. Eat less fats and sugars. Do more sit-ups. Don’t start forgetting…

— Chuck Palahniuk

It is only necessary to behold the least fact or phenomenon, however familiar, from a point a hair's breadth aside from our…

— Henry David Thoreau

I don't think I was bullied. If I was bullied, I fought back or turned the other cheek. I have been put…

— Laura Bell Bundy

Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you…

— Anonymous

I think Charles Manson was a hair's breath away from just being a terrorist. He wanted to start a war, too.

— Patty Hearst

My goodness, my hair's been talked about by a million people, you know? It sort of goes with the territory.

— Carly Fiorina

The sacred thread and the tuft of hair without a pure heart and a spirit of toleration do not make a Hindu.

— Mahatma Gandhi

So when I got to 50 I just thought, Hold on: I'm thin. I've got my hair. I'm well off. I survived,…

— Bob Geldof

I quite enjoyed having slicked-down hair like Fred Astaire, even though it made my head look like a conker.

— Joe Sugg

Morning found us unaware, noon burn gold into our hair, at night we swim the laughin sea, where will we be?

— Jim Morrison

And our dreams, with what frivolity we have pared them like toenails, clipped them like ends of split hair.

— Denise Levertov

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

— Caitlin Moran

“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.”

— Dave Matthes

See, my strumpf is in my hair. Now, I don't know what strumpf means. It's just a term some brothas gave me.

— Danny Masterson

I think having naturally beautiful skin and hair and just glowing from within, that's my idea of beautiful.

— Kirti Kulhari

I go into work and get my hair and makeup done, go into wardrobe. I have to do three hours of school…

— Alia Shawkat

Beespittle, droppings, hairs of beefur: all become honey. Virulent micro-organisms cannot survive in honey.

— Denise Levertov

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

— Milton Berle

My hair is pretty wavy. And it's coarse and color-treated so I'm big on conditioner and conditioning masks.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I was gender-nonconforming in high school in terms of the way I dressed, in terms of the way I cut my hair.

— Asia Kate Dillon