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I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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Oh, the ongoing love affair between hair and mouths. Hair always goes for the mouth. The mouth opens, and hair says, "I'm… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but… — Billie Holiday Copy Share Image
When I'm not working, I'm really, really low key. I don't wear makeup unless I have to; I don't get my hair… — Gugu Mbatha-Raw Copy Share Image
I've always struggled with having frizzy hair, and it doesn't really cooperate the way I want it to. — Camila Mendes Copy Share Image
At the party, Rob Partridge said to me, "You gave hope to other balding men." My new epitaph: "Co-wrote a couple of… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
We know nothing of the trials, sorrows and temptations of those around us, of pillows wet with sobs, of the life-tragedy that… — William George Jordan Copy Share Image
Ready?" Tove asked without looking at me. He started walking before I answered. "Duncan, you don't need to come with us," I… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
American Graffiti was the first movie where the director let me have any input. It was the first time anyone ever listened… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Watch it! It was robbed from other beings so it's HOT 'MERCHANDISE' and it's against the Law... the LAW OF DECENCY!!! Stay… — Adela Popescu Copy Share Image
The two of us warmed by a bold beam of light that wicks the moisture from my dress, my hair, and my… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
