Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing boys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Neil Armstrong was probably one of the most human guys I've ever known in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy can love a thousand girls,but the one thats worth it will only love one girl in a thousand ways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In reality bad boys are commonly druggies or bloody damn assholes who have no morals...so don't BELIEVE in stories, they're full of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waaw some of the guys are fucking mean I swear I hate that about them I wish they were a bit nicer — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's said that the guy supports the girl, but in my opinion, they need to support each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It wasn't about the X's and the O's and the strategy; it was more about keeping 12 guys focused and committed to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say if u wanna get married and someone is sweeping the floor and they sweep ur feet on a accident u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate this one guy even though we went out and he wanted to be my friend and then he kisses me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure swag isn't going to pay the bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crying over a guy? Nahh, pick your head up princess. Your tiara is falling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Guys Say The Same S**** To Every Girl Like I ANit Like All The Rest An Give Me One Chance — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't think of any NBA team over the last few years that lost three starters. And we replaced them basically with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
