Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We Americans are not an inherently more violent people than folks in other countries. We're not inherently more prone to mental health… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Hume's paradox does hold: power is in the hands of the governed. If they refuse to accept it, you're in trouble, no… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Gun control does not decrease gun ownership by criminals but instead reduces their incentives to refrain from violence because it decreases the… — John McGinnis Copy Share Image
One night a guy hit his head on a welding gun. He went to his knees. He was bleeding like a pig,… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
We have a lot of goodness in this country. And we should promote it, but never through the barrel of a gun.… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun! — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
As the Left demean law-abiding gun owners, they turn flaccid when faced with the armed felon. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Not only do the Amy Schumers of the world and the gun control groups who support her fail to provide real gun… — Katie Pavlich Copy Share Image
I love fast cars, loud guns and classic rock 'n' roll, but I'd never do any of it in flats. I love… — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
In the dark morning silence, I placed a gun to her head. She wore red dresses, but now she lay dead. — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
It's okay, Chancellor, you can touch them. Sometimes I just strip down to a tank top and stare at these guns in… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
The freedom-hating gun-grabbers do not care about reducing crime or saving lives, or they wouldn't be fighting for more gun-free zones where… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
In countries like Afghanistan, the corruption is in your face. In Nigeria, I heard of judges making sex the bargaining chip rather… — Sarah Chayes Copy Share Image
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigned in New York this week, where he stepped up his controversial goal of helping children.... It's all summed up… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“I do not own a gun in the USA because I recognize that it may get you legally killed by law enforcement.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I have always stuck to my guns about what I want from the work and what interests me. I've never been seduced… — Joel Edgerton Copy Share Image
People that support more gun laws tend to have the least knowledge of the laws that are already on the books. — Wayne LaPierre Copy Share Image
I'm living in the heart of gun culture, but I'm not a gun guy. I didn't grow up with them; I was… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
[The right] may never bring prayer back to schools, but it has rescued all manner of rightwing economic nostrums from history's dustbins.… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
To speak up and stand by my guns the entire time...To stand by my methodology. That's why I kind of made myself… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
You can't put a gun in the hands of someone who represents a danger to themselves or society. — Thom Tillis Copy Share Image
Good intentions will always be pleaded, for every assumption of power; but they cannot justify it ... It is hardly too strong… — Daniel Webster Copy Share Image
You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the… — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
I always seem to love the shows with cops. I really want to play a cop - I want a badge and… — Kyle Richards Copy Share Image
It is easy to bare your body, but it is difficult to bare your soul. What works for me is that I… — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
I had a lot of time and the first year I was in prison, I tried to get the party to stop… — Huey Newton Copy Share Image
The NRA is right...handgun controls do little to stop criminals from obtaining handguns. — Josh Sugarmann Copy Share Image
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
If it's OK to register cars and license drivers, why is it not OK to impose similar legal responsibilities on gun owners? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of citizens… — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
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