I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops. — Tim Meadows Copy Share Image
The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works! — Ralph Bakshi Copy Share Image
Disarm the people- that is the best and most effective way to enslave them. — James Madison Copy Share Image
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm carrying a gun, and there's usually a corpse, so I think that may have something to do with it. — David Giuntoli Copy Share Image
If you would not confront your neighbor and demand his money at the point of a gun to solve every new problem… — William E. Simon Copy Share Image
“When in the presence of a USA law enforcement, remember that sudden moves, running away, driving away, moving towards them, not following… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
Democrats love to criticize Republicans on guns, but they are generally mute when it comes to taking on Hollywood or the gaming… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You should have gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
We must urge a national dialogue on better methods of curbing preventable gun violence, and address the need for mental health awareness… — Charles B. Rangel Copy Share Image
I love the idea of a movie hero in a thriller who is able to get ahead by just his brilliance, and… — Danny Strong Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigned in New York this week, where he stepped up his controversial goal of helping children… It's all summed up… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When I arrived in America, though I had left the war physically far behind, in my mind, the soldiers were still chasing… — Loung Ung Copy Share Image
I have only two men out of my company and 20 out of some other company. We need support, but it is… — Clifton B. Cates Copy Share Image
The data from the 1990 Harvard Medical Practice Study suggest that 150,000 Americans die every year from doctors' negligence - compared with… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“He’s a murdering chud,” Zil was yelling. “What do you want to do? Lynch him?” Astrid demanded. That stopped the flow for… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
You can say what you want about all the guns in the country [the USA], all the drugs, all the crime, but… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
Most gun dealers follow the law and run honest businesses. But the statistics show that 1 percent of dealers sell more than… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
The medical device tags that are being used [in the USA] are a terrible mistake. Why are we taxing people for trying… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
The Background Check Expansion Act will help prevent guns from falling into the wrong hands, and combat senseless gun violence. — Alex Padilla Copy Share Image
I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms. — Will Patton Copy Share Image
In the absence of a Congress ready to act to reduce gun violence, we will keep working to create a different Congress. — Gabrielle Giffords Copy Share Image
I'm a Yogi and a tea drinker, and having a gun is the last thing that one would expect of me as… — Brenda Strong Copy Share Image
I'm a registered, vetted gun owner, but that's because I live way out in the country, like way out in the middle… — Naomi Judd Copy Share Image
“I shouted into the phone, but there was no reply. Silence floated up from the receiver like smoke from the mouth of… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Im not telling you its gonna be easy, I'm telling you its gonna be worth it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem of gun violence goes beyond the countless demographic differences between people. — Emma Gonzalez Copy Share Image
I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I know a thousand things louder than a soldier's gun; I know the heartbeat of his mother. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
The problem with being a gun rights supporter is that the left hates guns and the right hates rights. — Gene Hoffman Copy Share Image
Let bygones be bygones...but where I'm from, We buy guns and more guns, to give to the young. — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
“The most dangerous thing in life is an incompetent that has been given a gun and a law enforcement badge.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I've got an idea; how about you don't blame all gun owners for the actions of a few? — Jeanine Pirro Copy Share Image