Green Quote by Dwight D. Eisenhower

I don't trust squirrels.

— Terry Rozier

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

— Bob Saget

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Squirrels are just rats with good publicity

— Garrison Wynn

I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says,…

— Bill Engvall

Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.

— Lisa Kleypas

Red squirrels... you don't see many of them since they became extinct.

— Michael Aspel

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

— Sam Snead

I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don't want to see skyscrapers.

— Andre Leon Talley

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

— Demetri Martin

I like squirrels. They're so adventurous.

— Gabby Douglas

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again.

— Will Smith