[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words]… — Andy Stanton Copy Share Image
My platform's called Don't Even Think About It. I go to schools and I say, 'Whatever bad thing it is you're thinking… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up.… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will start doing… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I Hate when you offer someone with hot ass breath a piece of gum & they don't want it. NO BITCH. You… — Codiene_Dreams Copy Share Image
The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time. — John Edwards Copy Share Image
I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things. — Kelis Copy Share Image
The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine. — Tabatha Coffey Copy Share Image
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel, Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table. — GZA Copy Share Image
O land and soil, red soil and sweet-gum tree, So scant of grass, so profligate of pines, — Jean Toomer Copy Share Image
I hate mouth noises of all kinds - chewing, swallowing, gum smacking, heavy breathing. — S.E. Cupp Copy Share Image
If at the cross every sin was covered, Satan's mouth is shut. He has no weapon. He can gum you but his… — John Piper Copy Share Image
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots—how could she possibly worry about being possessed… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'll be out having a good time and stick my gum on the side of my cup - I know, it's a… — Jenna Jameson Copy Share Image
Florida Republicans have shown they can walk and chew gum when it comes for deregulation and promoting environmental stewardship. — Michael Waltz Copy Share Image
I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum… — Alice Englert Copy Share Image
Since I was small, when I was in school, I was a business girl. I would buy things to sell, gums for… — Selena Copy Share Image
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes,… — John Candy Copy Share Image
My mother had all these maxims-like, classy girls never chew gum, never read comic books, never get their ears pierced, never get… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
I look for businesses in which I think I can predict what they're going to look like in ten to fifteen years… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by… — Mary Schmich Copy Share Image
A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
There's a truth to the fact that it's hard to be real. It's easy to be indulgent. It's easy to be bubble… — Mat Kearney Copy Share Image
People paused to listen to Denise Chávez and she had them - with gum on her shoes, she had them. She said… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
And if we’re talking about hard-boiled detectives, too, what could be more hardboiled than the worldview of Ligotti or Cioran? They make… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time… He's a nice fellow, but he spent… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the… — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
Don't chew gum at an audition and wear really bad clothes. That doesn't work. You need to hear that! You need to… — Julie Halston Copy Share Image
INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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