I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me. — Alice Cary Copy Share Image
Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums. — Dilys Laing Copy Share Image
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie… — Rachel G. Fox Copy Share Image
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left. — James Lileks Copy Share Image
Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and… — Ken Griffey, Jr Copy Share Image
Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
when you [lose someone], it feels like the hole in your gum when a tooth falls out. You can chew, you can… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I think you can walk and chew gum at the same time. I think you can oppose the president on some issue… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
According to my mother, there pretty much wasn't anything I wouldn't eat as a child… I was even inclined to dig into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your… — Penny Marshall Copy Share Image
What are you thinking?" he asks. I know Gage hates it when I cry - he is completely undone by the sight… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
It was summertime and I was in The Azores, hanging around the small village my parents are from. I was looking out… — Nelly Furtado Copy Share Image
A "snapshot" feature in USA Today listed the five greatest concerns parents and teachers had about children in the '50s: talking out… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
I remember times when I was at shows and the person onstage locked eyes with me. And in that moment, everything was… — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Bubble gum angels swooped from top margins or scraped their wings between teeming paragraphs, maidens with golden hair dripped sea blue tears… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel,… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don’t even think about chewing gum the wrong way.’ (Carlos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. We are left with sagging, rippled flesh and burning… — Raphael Copy Share Image
So much of TV seems to be chewing gum for the eyes… TV desperately needs more self-reliance and pride in the medium. — John Mason Brown Copy Share Image
Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum! — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos. — Harold Edward Holt Copy Share Image
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my… — Brie Larson Copy Share Image
Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep. — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I've always liked using humor, but what I had to with 'Chewing Gum' was take out a lot of darkness so it… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
In sixth grade, we all had to write this opinion paper. Most wrote about things like why we should be able to… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
Ambassador Winters, allow me to introduce my aunt Abby and her…boyfriend.' Townsed tensed. Abby glared. And Rebecca Baxter looked like she was… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Between the innocence of boyhood and the dignity of manhood, we find a delightful creature called a boy…A boy is truth with… — Alan Beck Copy Share Image
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