Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
I drew laughing, high-breasted girls aquaplaning without a care in the world, as a result of being amply protected against such national… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My songs aren't bubble gum pop dance songs and I don't have background dancers on every single song. — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep. — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I auditioned for everything. It was daily, relentless. Independent films, chewing gum commercials, television shows. — Emma Weymouth Copy Share Image
Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
In sixth grade, we all had to write this opinion paper. Most wrote about things like why we should be able to… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, you've grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that's at the… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
A "snapshot" feature in USA Today listed the five greatest concerns parents and teachers had about children in the '50s: talking out… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight. If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it… — Lonnie Donegan Copy Share Image
Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I couldn't even chew bubble gum and walk at the same time. I wasn't very coordinated. — Jermaine O'Neal Copy Share Image
When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come in for… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change. With Wrigley chewing gum, it's the lack of… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Social media has created a legion of social delinquents, billions of people speaking not their minds but their spleens, venting everything from… — Steven Weber Copy Share Image
A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps - on a… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
An audience proves its discipline by its capacity for stillness. Those who have never practiced continuous application to an exacting process cannot… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Bubble gum angels swooped from top margins or scraped their wings between teeming paragraphs, maidens with golden hair dripped sea blue tears… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I think you can walk and chew gum at the same time. I think you can oppose the president on some issue… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image