The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It's going to happen… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The good thing about having chemistry is, when you get to the improv section of a scene, you've got somebody to feed… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro - pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
On 'Think Like a Man,' they got the best out of me because they allowed me to bring my own cadences and… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I got the stern end of the stick. It was kind of that iron fist. I am who I am today because… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
