My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, sometimes of my life. They watch… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by… — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero… — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Milk is for babies. Human beings are the only species that drinks milk into adulthood and besides that we prefer to drink… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
In my neighborhood, there are stray goats everywhere, and, someone owns it. Someone has a farm full of goats. At daytime, they… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
The music teacher thought I sang like a goat. It was kind of devastating. A few months after that, I participated in… — Shakira Copy Share Image
Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct." "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone,… — Bear Grylls Copy Share Image
People know your tragedies and they treat you like you’re not human. Like you’re a three-headed goat. A monster from some other… — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat… — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
Whatever the rest of the world thinks of the English gentleman, the English lady regards him apprehensively as something between God and… — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
You just hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever is born in New York is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
