My girl asked me to do something to make her feel special...I bought that b*tch a wheelchair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter. — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
“One of the strangest experiences I had in life was watching my professional astronomy girlfriend turn into a lesbian.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. — Shirley Knight Copy Share Image
I love my girlfriend. There is nothing that can break our love. This love is infinite! — Brad D'Roza Copy Share Image
Baby you should bring your best friend, then you should persuade her to let me get some sex in. Don't get offended,… — Drake Copy Share Image
He slipped his hands around my waist and pulled me against him, tossing the ice cream cone over his shoulder. It landed… — Stephanie Davis Copy Share Image
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just… — Ryan Kwanten Copy Share Image
One of the things I've tried to do with my life is redefine the boundaries that I think are very limiting. I'm… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is for two AMAZING PEOPLE in my life:) My twin and her bf - my friend James, love you two sooooo… — Rachel Copy Share Image
When a girl loves a guy.., so truely anh wholeheartedly.., she becomes very possessive.., and whatever happens she'll never ever let go… — Nushra Copy Share Image
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human.… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
If only girls knew that sexy lies beyond their body. Sexy isn't determined by just looking at her body. Sexy is made… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Without my women friends, I wouldn't know anything. They've been my teachers and my mothers. My mother was a wonderful person, but… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
Growing up in rural Utah had a lot of benefits, but in an environment that prized conformity, fit wasn't one of them.… — L. Todd Rose Copy Share Image
People are going to always have their opinions whether you date a black man or not. I've had girlfriends, family members comment… — Sanaa Lathan Copy Share Image
Our relationships are like sandcastles upon a shore. We know that a wave will eventually come and destroy it. Yet... we keep… — Sylvia Fox Copy Share Image
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image