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Watching porn with the Girlfriend... Ok,so what if it's on the Animal Planet!! — Mike Smith Copy Share Image
A girlfriend's job is to keep her man on the right track, hold him down, have his back through good times &… — Brandon Martin Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This guy in bus just asked if I brought my reusable bag back & I told him it's none of his business… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A True Man Wouldn't Make His Girlfriend Jealous. Instead, He Would Make The Other Girls Jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. — Felix Baumgartner Copy Share Image
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It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you put your phone next to you when your taking a shit and as your wiping your ass,… — Cody Gregory Copy Share Image
I don't like to speak of Islamic violence, because every day, when I browse the newspapers, I see violence, here in Italy...… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
A lil' smile on your face, some purity in u'r voice with a relax shuttering eyes curling your hair back with u'r… — Susiprasad Copy Share Image
No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth,… — FKA twigs Copy Share Image
My students used to say, one such as Mary O'Neal, that I identified the students by their boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. That was the… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I arrived in Tokyo in around '81. Around that time, I visited London for about two months - it was the period… — Hiroshi Fujiwara Copy Share Image
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For me, I've gotten away from feeling I'm too dark. we're all women of color, and a lot of us are doing… — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image
I was running the risk in Adventureland, even though we stayed close to the script, because I wanted it to be not… — Greg Mottola Copy Share Image
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If you're in court being charged with a felony, you're probably going to be… — Monica Raymund Copy Share Image
His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
