“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” — Lauren Barnholdt Figure Copy Share Image
“Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.” — Lauren Barnholdt Broken hearts Copy Share Image
Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four. — Lauren Barnholdt Four Copy Share Image
“Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“That chick is certifiably out of her fucking tree. -Isaac” — Lauren Barnholdt Trees Copy Share Image
“Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one. - Courtney” — Lauren Barnholdt Real boyfriend Copy Share Image
Sometimes people do things that are complicated. For complicated reasons. — Lauren Barnholdt Complicated Copy Share Image
Fresh, fun and oh-so-romantic, WILD HEARTS had me galloping through the pages. I absolutely loved it. — Lauren Barnholdt Fun Copy Share Image
“You're not eating the cheese," Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.” — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
“You have to gooo," Lacey says. "She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
The thing about me and books is that whichever one I’m reading always reminds me of whatever’s happening in my life during… — Lauren Barnholdt Book Copy Share Image
“And that's when I realize the thing about the truth. It always comes out, no matter what you do.” — Lauren Barnholdt Truth Copy Share Image
People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be… — Lauren Barnholdt Big deal Copy Share Image
The information age is so psychotic - without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now. — Lauren Barnholdt Age Copy Share Image
You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive. — Lauren Barnholdt Bags Copy Share Image
Something passes between us that I'm pretty sure both of us can feel, even though neither one of us says anything. It's… — Lauren Barnholdt Attraction Copy Share Image
“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows… — Lauren Barnholdt Attitude Copy Share Image
“I traded being heartbroken over one guys for being completely heartbroken over another. And I didn't even get to have any fun… — Lauren Barnholdt Broken hearted Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email… — Lauren Barnholdt Two way street Copy Share Image
“If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if you're scared, even if you're worried that… — Lauren Barnholdt Honest Copy Share Image
Because sometimes when someone is telling you something really important, it’s best to just let there be silence, to really think about… — Lauren Barnholdt Feel better Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Bed Copy Share Image
“I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay when shit gets weird.… — Lauren Barnholdt Isaac Copy Share Image
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which… — Lauren Barnholdt Freshman Copy Share Image
“Silence. At this point, I expected Corey to say something like, "Jen? I don't know. Jen who?" or "Jen? I have a… — Lauren Barnholdt Every night Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come… — Lauren Barnholdt Long legs Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the… — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Fake girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Brooke Wilkins?" I ask [...] "She's this really annoying girl from Cali who, like, constantly talks about all the girls she's hooked… — Lauren Barnholdt Freshman year Copy Share Image
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan.… — Lauren Barnholdt Books Copy Share Image
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give… — Lauren Barnholdt Dark hair Copy Share Image
Usually the hard stuff you’re forced to do makes you learn a lot. — Lauren Barnholdt Education Copy Share Image
“Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.” — Lauren Barnholdt Mental state Copy Share Image
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![“Brooke Wilkins?" I ask [...] "She's this really annoying girl from Cali who, like, constantly talks about all the girls she's hooked up with. It's just so freshman year, you know?" "What is?" "Bragging about how you've hooked up with girls." "We never did that." "No, but everyone else did…” quote by Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0d1/lauren-barnholdt-3965_freshman-year_brooke-wilkins-i-ask-she-s-this-really-a_657826.jpg)
![“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came up on my caller ID. PS: maybe I'm just in a very good mood, but I keep…” quote by Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fdb/lauren-barnholdt-3965_books_dude-it-s-jocelyn-i-jordan-say-looking-o_27613.jpg)
