Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule. — Elizabeth Hawes Copy Share Image
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery,… — Lenny Clarke Copy Share Image
Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he… — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
“...And no prenup. Prenups are for people who plan on getting a divorce. I have so much, Bernie. But I've never had… — Jane Graves Copy Share Image
I've got a good imagination, so I can see someone arguing over a parking ticket and imagine they're getting a divorce or… — Lisa Stansfield Copy Share Image
Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
I was kind of a tough girl. And I guess that came through, like, moving around, my parents getting a divorce, different… — Kristin Cavallari Copy Share Image
I was just a guy who ran away from home at 16 because my parents were getting a divorce and the judge… — Frank Abagnale Copy Share Image
“I sound like an idiot. But what else am I supposed to say? My parents are getting a divorce? I'm practically flunking… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“Although mindfulness does not remove the ups and downs of life, it changes how experiences like losing a job, getting a divorce,… — Ken Robinson Copy Share Image
Just two years after hitting the top, I hit the bottom. I found myself penniless, deathly ill and getting a divorce. It… — Jose Jose Copy Share Image
“In Fully Present: The Science, Art, and Practice of Mindfulness, Susan Smalley and Diana Winston argue that, “Learning to live mindfully does… — Ken Robinson Copy Share Image
“Oliver, we’ve got something to tell you,” Dad says, dumping a cardboard box full of garden waste into a toad green mangler.… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
Hello...Although you (reporters) are busy thank you for coming to this place. Today, the reason that I called you...I wanted to talk… — Youngjae Copy Share Image
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce & you lose hope in all Hollywood marriages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are clear that you are miserable in your relationship, don't procrastinate on getting a divorce 'for the sake of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get married. WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING A DIVORCE! TILL DEATH DO US PART. better take your mad ass in the… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise. — Paul Coleridge Copy Share Image
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he… — John Green Copy Share Image
So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is variously reported to have cost $10 million or… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
For me, success is being happy. I used to think it was lots of houses, lots of record sales, lots of stories… — KT Tunstall Copy Share Image
