The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
There was nothing particularly wrong with them; they were just the ordinary garden variety of human garbage. — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm vegan on home base, but when I travel to other countries, I throw it all into the garbage. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
Where if you're in a universe where you have to accept ideas, you'll never know if your partner wanted the garbage you're… — Keith Johnstone Copy Share Image
Every Morning, Leave Your Worries Outside Your Gate, Because That's Where They Pick Up The Garbage! — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.” — jim butcher Copy Share Image
A lot of chefs don't have a natural sense of economy. I was with one guy the other day, and I had… — Daniel Boulud Copy Share Image
I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These… — David Cross Copy Share Image
When people first vote for democracy, they have extremely high hopes, excessive expectations, and they're not realized. They don't instantly get richer… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
There's a lot of garbage, and then there are those ones that just stand out so incredibly. You fight for those roles;… — Maika Monroe Copy Share Image
We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the… — Robert Scheer Copy Share Image
Our modern industrial economy takes a mountain covered with trees, lakes, running streams and transforms it into a mountain of junk, garbage,… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
It's just the garbage in/garbage out trick. If you're not taking any fiction in, good or bad, then how can you be… — Stephen Graham Jones Copy Share Image
With its array of gadgets and machines, all powered by energies that are destructive of land or air or water, and connected… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“Hence that state of mind at once gloomy and euphoric which one associates with carrying out the rubbish; and the way we… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Where man had been, in every place he left, garbage remained. Even in his pursuit of the ultimate truth and quest for… — Gunter Grass Copy Share Image
Leaders trust their guts. "Intuition" is one of those good words that has gotten a bad rap. For some reason, intuition has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1970s in New York, everyone slept till noon. It was a grungy, dangerous, bankrupt city without normal services most of… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
As we gain satisfaction from artificial substitutes for nature we forget that there is no known substitute for Nature, the real thing… — Michael J Cohen Copy Share Image
The affiliation clause in our Constitution is a privilege: a courtesy to a sympathetic body. Were you not a Mason, or Co-Mason,… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage? — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
Would the last animal, eating garbage and living on the last scrap of land, his mate dead, would he still forgive you? — Barry Lopez Copy Share Image
I've worked in a factory. I was a garbage man. I worked in a post office. It's not that long ago. I… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic. — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“The scale of the mess we leave behind is proportionate to the level of respect we have for others.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up. — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
Yeah, I beat the track like a mad man. Kuz these niggaz is garbage, put these niggaz in a trashcan. — Gudda Gudda Copy Share Image
Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. — Ricardo Flores Magon Copy Share Image
Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I can't say that only the citizens litter. I must say that I have also been wrong in doing this. We need… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
A newspaper that you're not reading can be used for anything; and the same people didn't think it was immoral to wrap… — Robert Rauschenberg Copy Share Image
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If a story doesn't give you a hard-on in the first couple of scenes, throw it in the goddamned garbage. — Samuel Fuller Copy Share Image
Real success is being totally indulgent about your own trip. You put your blinders on about the garbage and go full speed… — Betsey Johnson Copy Share Image
Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
