Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I also ache at that thought your majesty... But if they do not offer the sacrifice in blood now, we will all… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's a lifestyle. If you do something good that is worth making, you should make it forever. It's like being a farmer.… — Josh Smith Copy Share Image
When you buy a gallon of gas, over 60 percent of the energy you pay for goes out the radiator in the… — Wilson Greatbatch Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I worked like a crazyman. I worked day and night, often days and nights at a time - without sleep. Gallons of… — Jules Olitski Copy Share Image
“Those acidic insults being poured down on you are found in satan's gallons! Watch those who tackle you for you to fall… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Trains are not any more energy efficient than the average automobile, with both getting about 48 passenger miles to the gallon. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
With each beat, the heart pumps nearly three ounces of blood into the arteries--seventy-five to ninety gallons an hour when the body… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. — Eamon Dunphy Copy Share Image
You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by the gallons — Xzibit Copy Share Image
Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If a man go into the London Docks sober without means of getting drunk, and comes out of one of the cellars… — William Henry Maule Copy Share Image
The monogram of our national initials, which is the symbol for our monetary unit, the dollar, is almost as frequently conjoined to… — Henry R. Towne Copy Share Image
Drink a bottle of French water and then step into the shower for ten minutes and you've just received the exposure equivalent… — Sandra Steingraber Copy Share Image
The way to bring gas prices down is to end our dependence on oil and use the renewable sources that can give… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
When the poor farmer of India is unable to buy a gallon of gasoline to run his simple water pump because the… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
We went into a recession in 2008 because of gasoline prices. The bubble burst in housing because people couldn’t pay their mortgages… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
A 1.5 litres/100km (3 mpg) increase in the auto and light truck fleet is worth 158,968.35 cubic metres (41,994,994.53 US gallons) of oil a day. — Ernest Moniz Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
We can make most, if not all, of America's fuel from alcohol, from bits of plants leftover after they are harvested, from… — Josh Tickell Copy Share Image
Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again, — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image