You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again, — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell… — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch… — Paul MacCready Copy Share Image
Never use a gallon of words to express a spoonful of thought. Our unadorned word should be enough. — John Stott Copy Share Image
Following the devastation of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, $3 per gallon gasoline became common and our nation has come under considerable strain. — Paul Gillmor Copy Share Image
There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas. — Esa Tikkanen Copy Share Image
We went into a recession in 2008 because of gasoline prices. The bubble burst in housing because people couldn’t pay their mortgages… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
When you buy a gallon of gas, over 60 percent of the energy you pay for goes out the radiator in the… — Wilson Greatbatch Copy Share Image
Them white people made hate. They made hate just like they had a formula for it and followed that formula down to… — J. California Cooper Copy Share Image
The technology is just so far gone. It's just like back in the day you needed a suitcase just to have a… — Jam Master Jay Copy Share Image
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton has decided to line up with John McCain in pushing to suspend the federal excise tax on gasoline, 18.4 cents… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Drilling in the Refuge is completely unnecessary when we could improve the average fuel economy of cars, minivans and SUV's by just… — Ed Markey Copy Share Image
Broken heart. A pump after all, pumping thousands of gallons of blood every day. One fine day it gets bunged up and… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
A drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall. So with men. If you would win a man to… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
The improved American highway system isolated the American-in-transit. On his speedway he had no contact with the towns which he by-passed. If… — Daniel J. Boorstin Copy Share Image
If every U.S. citizen ate just one meal a week (any meal) composed of locally and organically raised meats and produce, we… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The three auto companies in the United States, they're all scrambling to come up with a plan, some way to reinvent themselves.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Numbers are the product of counting. Quantities are the product of measurement. This means that numbers can conceivably be accurate because there… — Gregory Bateson Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
Just as Americans have discovered the hidden energy costs in a multitude of products-in refrigerating a steak, for example, on its way… — Jerry Adler Copy Share Image
The only [working] ritual is making tea. I use the loose leaves and drink it by the gallon. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. — Eamon Dunphy Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's a lifestyle. If you do something good that is worth making, you should make it forever. It's like being a farmer.… — Josh Smith Copy Share Image
It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Believe me, you lose more than a gallon of fluids during a race. You could lose between six and 10 pounds during… — Michael Andretti Copy Share Image
Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it's now cheaper to buy a gallon… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I was 14, and for the next four years, I was lifting and hauling 10-gallon milk cans full of milk. That… — Harmon Killebrew Copy Share Image
Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
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