Balance Quote by Xzibit

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

— John Barrymore

Go out and speak for the inarticulate and the submerged.

— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

In trouble waters I had to learn how to float

— Jay-Z

I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I got DRUNK.…

— Anonymous

Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can't go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.

— Margaret Atwood

I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it Pool full of liquor I'ma dive in it«

— Kendrick Lamar

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

— Winston Churchill

Water is my drink.

— Stephen Curry

You don't know how to get yourself out of that deep water until you're in the deep water.

— Kate Tempest

You walk on water, and complain that you can't find anything to drink!

— Diane Duane

I found out water can be drunk straight.

— Billy Carter

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist

— Anonymous