We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a supermom. We just do the best we can. — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?” — Heidi McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks Who is this?you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU? — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life. — William Lyon Phelps Copy Share Image
With 'Decoded,' the goal is to just keep pushing forward and challenging ourselves to tackle important subjects in creative and funny ways. — Franchesca Ramsey Copy Share Image
Uh... my palms are sweating, my heart is racing, and I'm tingly all over. I think she got me with the cloven-hooved,… — Po - The Dragon Warrior Copy Share Image
“Um...is that thing tame ?" Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The poor Americans are so busy defending the rights of Hindus in Pakistan, Moslems in India, Jews in Palestine, Koreans in Japan,… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I was lying on my bed last night, watching stars and endless horizons. Then I realized, where the hell is my roof? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of… — Penelope Lombard Copy Share Image
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image